Please Don't Knock On My Door

One of the best things about moving back to New England a couple years ago was the sudden lack of proselytizing Christian ministries I saw around me.  In parts of Maryland, and most of Virginia, the Word of God people are on every corner.  That's what's great about this part of America - people keep religion to themselves.  Unfortunately, this group thinks that's one of the failings of our otherwise beautiful region, and they aim to fix it for us.

Do us a favor.  Stay home.