The guy in the Porsche parked at the last meter by a fire hydrant - likely to keep his car as safe from parking dings as possible. The guy in Jeep wedged into a non-spot in hopes of parking overnight without getting a hydrant ticket. Or a resident sticker.
Arctic Silver 996 Carrera 2's are a dime a dozen so, no, that's not my car. Yes, that's where my sympathies lie.